Happy Easter from McDonalds aka Someone in Spartanburg thought this was appropriate

I spotted this off of Pine Street across from the Food Lion (even Publix was closed today). The message: “The key to Heaven hangs from a nail in the cross. He has risen and I’m forgiven! Heaven’s gates are open wide!” I saw this and was so shocked I had to take a video on my cell phone.

I feel that anything I have to say about this is both predictable and redundant: blah, blah, otherness, blah, blah, the south. But damn…McDonalds is on board now too? I was almost positive I would be seeing them in hell.